TYPE JOKES

sean's picture

Sans to Serif; "Evolve already."

Is that a joke?

-smc

paul.halupka's picture

Here's an old one I wrote on Typographunnies last year.
(http://type.salsen.com/)

For awhile, when the site was new, I was a contender for the #1 spot.
Almost always second to the guy who just wrote "Comic Sans" in Comic Sans.
Oh, it hurts! Anyway, here's the joke:

A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit
by a Swiss Modernist truck. The carnage is grotesk.
But you know, akzidenz happen.

*cough*

antiaverage's picture

Some of these made me laugh a tittle.

Brandrally's picture

An oldie but a goodie -- "Comic Sans walks into a bar and the bartender says: "We don't serve your type here."

Transcender's picture

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/papyrus.png

In the same bent as the Comic Sans one.

PS: if the Comic Sans cartoon roused you, try BanComicSans.com.

Galane's picture

How did the detective know the strangler was a typographer?
He could tell by the ligature marks on the victim's neck.

BruceS63's picture

What type geeks are most likely to die from: Parkinson

hrant's picture

So why did the dyslexic person not get cured?
On the form he wrote he had "byslexia".

hhp

Té Rowan's picture

Do drill instructors like PT Serif?

mike_duggan's picture

we were hoping to hire Laura for our team, but only only for a temporary position. She went with another job! ;-)
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/press/2012/feb12/02-08IPSENPR.aspx

popluhv's picture

Does anyone recall a comedy video about what it would be like if people treated everyone like they treat freelancers? I'm trying to find it.

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