Chuck Norris in the field of typography

miha's picture

In the beginning was the Word. Then Chuck added other letters, numbers and signs.

Some letters are so afraid of Chuck Norris that they form ligatures.

FontLab never crashes for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can tell whether the font is Arial or Helvetica – blindfolded.

Chuck Norris can literally draw a space glyph.

Chuck Norris knows where the circle begins.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to make spacing and kerning, glyphs do that themselves.

Chuck Norris can use zoom tool in FontLab up to the point where you can see specific atoms.

It’s better not to see typefaces as good or bad; there is just a list of permitted fonts allowed to be (ab)used. List made by you know who.

Chuck Norris doesn’t like children. That’s why Comic Sans is on that list.

Chuck Norris once started designing a typeface when he was drunk. That night the “w” was born.

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clauses's picture

Chuck Norris is an ultra right-wing evangelical christian douchebag.

Theunis de Jong's picture

Chuck Norris is an ultra right-wing evangelical christian douchebag.

... which makes being an ultra right-wing evangelical christian douchebag so incredibly cool. Hey, where do I sign up?

Nick Shinn's picture

It's all how you work the media.
Chuck Norris is a bit of a laughing stock.
Perhaps if he had not agreed to be killed in the Coliseum by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon things might have been different (Bruce was the star and Chuck took the cash, putting on 20lbs for the role—though without the cachet DeNiro got for Raging Bull), or had died young.
Lee is a legend.
Van Damme gained some cred in the postmodern JCVD.
Steven Seagal…

Arno Enslin's picture

Chuck Norris is an ultra right-wing evangelical christian douchebag.

Exactly, and he is one of many. Creationistic riff-raff!

Ed_Aranda's picture

Steven Seagal…

Looks like he's getting desperate... http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/

I wonder how many people are locked-up in Jefferson Parish with Seagal on the force.

Frode Bo Helland's picture

Chuck Norris is an ultra right-wing evangelical christian douchebag.

Portrayed by the media (or on a forum like this), I’d probably be a ultra right-wing evangelical christian douchebag myself, although I don’t have Chuck’s amazing beard and differ in opinion with him on a lot of topics.

russellm's picture

if Chuck Norris has his own opinions he is entitled to them, just has he is entitled to his own facts.

Ed_Aranda's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't have opinions... he has truths.

Let's get this ship back on course.

Té Rowan's picture

Chuck Norris does not have truths. He has Truths (with capital T).

dezcom's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't have opinions... he has knuckles.

Arno Enslin's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't have opinions... he has knuckles.

That does not work, Chris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have knuckles. He has arguments.

The shortest type related Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris!!!

Chuck Norris has invented the exclamation-ellipsis. Or was it the space-ellipsis?

Chuck Norris stares the brand marks onto the rumps of his horses.

Chuck Norris faster draws a perfect alphabet, than you can draw a space.

Unable to connect. The site could be temporarily … If Chuck Norris would be the webmaster of Typophile, I had not to locally store this sentence, until Typophile is up again.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a son, when he wants to fire at an Apple.

Ed_Aranda's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't have opinions... he has knuckles.

... and on each of those knuckles is a lustrous beard.

Every document Chuck Norris has ever published has been perfect-bound... that is, bound perfectly by his own two hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-O0M9774KA

Ed_Aranda's picture

Chuck Norris can “un-404” any web server by simply staring it down... hint-hint.

Norbert Florendo's picture

CHUCK NORRIS ULTRA THIN HAIRLINE

apankrat's picture

Chuck Norris shot the serif.

pjay's picture

Chuck Norris calls Frutiger 'Freedom Font' because its name sounds French.

Santiago Orozco's picture

Chuck Norris biography is an entire book made of orphans and widows

dezcom's picture

"...an entire book made of orphans and widows"

LOL!!!

pjay's picture

Chuck Norris eats alphabet soup made with hot lead type.

enne_son's picture

Chuck Norris thinks to rag on the left is justified.

pjay's picture

Chuck Norris kerned the letters in the hillside HOLLYWOOD sign with his bare hands.

dezcom's picture

Chuck Norris's pica ruler is an AK-47

russellm's picture

... The only AK-47, which wasn't destroyed when he beat the whole Taliban in a calligraphy contest.

Blindfolded!

mike_duggan's picture

its Chucks birthday today (really). He has reached the grand old age of 2048

LexLuengas's picture

Chuck Norris wrote Lorem ipsum

dezcom's picture

But he wrote it in good-ole 'Merican dialect

Chris Dean's picture

You know the dotless i? [ı]. Chuck did that.

dezcom's picture

Where did Chuck kick the Y?

Right in the crotch.

riccard0's picture

Chuck Norris doesn’t need Ys.
In Chuck Norris’ alphabet, every Y is a BECAUSE.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a counterpunch.
ONE punch is all Chuck Norris will ever need.

litera's picture

There're no ?, ESC or F1 keys on Chuck Norris' keyboard... For obvious reasons. They've put multiple exclamation marks instead.

Nick Shinn's picture

That keyboard has since been upgraded.
There is now only one key: Delete.

dezcom's picture

LOL!!! Good one, birthday boy!

trogdorz's picture

Chuck Norris bent the g into an @

Té Rowan's picture

Chuck Norris doesn't get RSI. His keyboard, however...

russellm's picture

CHUKNORUS

Done and dusted.

Olivier Bruel's picture

Only Chuck Norris can understand the true meaning of a Lorem ipsum bodytext.

Small caps were all caps before they met Chuck Norris.

dezcom's picture

After Chuck Norris, the California Job Case was closed!

Té Rowan's picture

CN-designed typefaces look odd to the rest of us because he has a counter for everything.

Té Rowan's picture

No wonder Fontlab doesn't crash for him anymore. He rewrote it. In IA32 assembler. Using DEBUG scripts.

CreeDo's picture

Chuck norris won't use impact for wedding invitations because it's too girly.
Chuck norris doesn't embed fonts in a PDF. He embeds them in your face.
For chuck norris, all use falls under fair use.

dezcom's picture

Chuck Norris has singlehandedly liberated his own news network

TimKim's picture

Chuck Norris invented the sans Serif because he thought serifs were for little girls.

Chuck Norris individually punched out all the serifs in every sans serif typeface.

typovar's picture

Chuck Norris is a Cutpuncher

typovar's picture

Chuck Norris actually can read slashes and backslashes!

And he will kick any (back-) slash in a bar!

typovar's picture

Chuck Norris hates people who smoke #

peggo's picture

Write in UPPERCASE (in forums) means SHOUT, but CHUCK NORRIS can do that in absolute whispering meaning, and add triple exclam for do it better...!!!

In fact, Chuck Norris is the only human on the planet that can shout in low volume and can write and read all text exactly like people speak without misunderstand nor one letter.

russellm's picture

IF you see a stop sign with Chuck's signage font, you just better stop.

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