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Just before I woke up this morning, a MyFonts page flickered past my mind's eye. It showed a face named Universium. More info filtered in - it was a hybrid of Univers and Gentium.
There you have it. It's now all up to you if you want to wail and gnash teeth or go ahead and hybridise them.