The most insane website intro... EVER!

Bald Condensed's picture

This is so awesome!


johnbutler's picture


Mark Simonson's picture

It's hard to believe it's for real.

Chris Keegan's picture

Just when you think it's gonna stop... there's more!

Justin_Ch's picture

Do you think anyone has ever pressed the "skip intro" button?

mili's picture

Wow, that's stunning!

jupiterboy's picture

It’s hard to believe it’s for real.

How could you NOT believe?

PublishingMojo's picture

And the Word was made Flash . . .

dezcom's picture

Was the guy a crackhead who made that site! Damn, that was really nauseating.


Danno's picture

Jesus is my car insurance.

And my liability insurance.

And my catastrophic / disability / church property / impaired risk Insurance.

Jesus is also my representation At IRS Audit.

dezcom's picture

Good luck with that. :-)


William Berkson's picture

Looks like a scam to me.

typerror's picture


Render unto Caeser what is his.

No need for a rep : )


paul d hunt's picture

was that the apostle John's apocalyptic vision in flash? woah!

Mark Simonson's picture

DaughterNumberThree (a close personal friend of mine) is on the case.

Matthew Lujan's picture

If only that could be my alarm in the morning somehow.

dave bailey's picture

I tweeted that sh*t! Hahaha, still laughing at the ridiculousness!

FeeltheKern's picture

SharperFX, the people who made that site, seem to specialize in providing epic sci-fi intros to churches. They've really got it down to a science, like this one>> . If the services were anything like the intro, I would definitely go.

uppercaseH's picture

Damn it FeeltheKern, I was coming back specifically to post that one, it's so amazing.

paul d hunt's picture


jupiterboy's picture

These are surely the end times.

jakes's picture

Holy crap! cool flash & all...but it's sooooooooo inappropriate.

Ricardo Cordoba's picture

I was blinded like Saul on his way to Damascus...

dezcom's picture

There should be a warning that anyone with epilepsy should not watch this thing!


Sye's picture

heehee, i find the voice over on the actually site really creepy... it's things like this that give christians a bad name...

Sye's picture

i just saw the K&K one... i have no words... :-O

mili's picture

Here's the K&K in its proper environment, beautiful!

dberlow's picture

God is my co-rasterizer.

Frode Bo Helland's picture

That's the Star Trek church, isn't it? Hilarious!

I can't believe someone actually ordered those things.

1985's picture




type.nasos's picture

Holy Shit o_O

Frode Bo Helland's picture

1985: Still you're refering to God? :) Or is it Gosh?

paragraph's picture

The final scene from the Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Allmighty socks it to the K..... comes to mind. Adds a bit of zing to loving thy enemies and turning the other cheek, eh?

thranduil's picture

Unpossible malprobability @_@ Insane.

Quincunx's picture

Sucks. It's just wrong in all kinds of ways.

JuanMadrigal's picture

Brutal, ICCM stands for International Conspiracy committee against Modernism.
I did write to them on their "praise report":

"Dear god, they are sinners, they have a bad website and immoral taste, they don't know what they're doing. Help them and guide them to the path of decency in web design. Dear god, is this for real? Shall help me thy lord if this is for real! God, I know your magnificence sapience will tell if they have to be taxed."

1985's picture

Anyone familiar with Command & Conquer?
Then you will love the Global Defence Initiative website.
(Designed with Dreamweaver CS5)

jlazerus's picture

Jesus Christ!!!

dezcom's picture

Not HIM again :-)


Ricardo Cordoba's picture

So... he's an architect? ;-)

Boros's picture

Now that's the meaning of Holy Crap.

dberlow's picture

He died for your sans.

dezcom's picture

Does that mean in 3 days, he will rise for your Serifs? :-)


PS: Your sans, Brilliant!

Quincunx's picture

That is brilliant indeed.

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