Newsflash from a highly reliable source (the Internet)

dezcom
4.Oct.2008 1.33pm
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An extremely reliable source has confirmed that both Paul McCartney and Steve Jobs were seen crossing Abbey Road barefooted. This lead to an immediate reaction on both Wall Street and the American Association of Cardiologists Brotherhood of Celebrity followers.

ChrisL



James Puckett
4.Oct.2008 1.44pm
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Ummm…ok Chris.


Florian Hardwig
4.Oct.2008 2.42pm
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Well, I bet you have captured a picture aswell, Chris – haven’t you?
;^D


dezcom
4.Oct.2008 6.24pm
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Just hot in off the wire, Florian :-)

ChrisL


dezcom
4.Oct.2008 6.55pm
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James,
Obviously you were not aware of this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,432222,00.html

ChrisL


DrDoc
4.Oct.2008 7.30pm
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Apparently the SEC is investigating the source of the rumor, presumably to see if there was any sort of ulterior motive involving Apple’s stock price to the iReport post.


James Puckett
4.Oct.2008 8.25pm
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Ah, I hadn’t seen one. Not the first time someone did this and shorted Apple; some guy just got 40 months for starting a Jobs cancer remission rumor and shorting.


Florian Hardwig
5.Oct.2008 1.15am
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Hehe! But hey – Steve isn’t smoking!


dezcom
5.Oct.2008 8.06am
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That is because he had a heart attack and his doctor made him quit :-)

ChrisL


DrDoc
5.Oct.2008 11.34am
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Hey guys, Paul is out of step with Steve! Surely that has some significance!


russellm
5.Oct.2008 12.08pm
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Not credible.
where’s the black turtleneck in that pic?

-=®=-


dezcom
5.Oct.2008 1.57pm
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It is a sign, Russ :-)

ChrisL


dezcom
6.Oct.2008 6.25pm
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I see an even more highly reliable print media giant has confirmed the story!

ChrisL


aluminum
7.Oct.2008 11.30am
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That article seems to define the problem with our economic system more than anything else these past several months.


dezcom
7.Oct.2008 11.47am
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Yes, we tend to easily believe lies and then panic without actually thinking about potential outcomes.

ChrisL


Ricardo Cordoba
7.Oct.2008 4.17pm
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Guys... guys... Everyone knows that Paul is dead... ;-)


dezcom
7.Oct.2008 4.23pm
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Shhhhhh, don’t tell his exwife, she just sued a dead guy for $45,000.000 :-)

ChrisL


Ricardo Cordoba
7.Oct.2008 6.38pm
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:-D