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Dear Mosquitos, greetings.
Fear Me - I am human.
Leave me alone or,
I'll kill you
all, Thank You
...written in Mosquito.
"As zha am verzed nin almost zix milllllllllion formz of comnunication, and, only few rrundred dialialectes, I mill gelp you. Here it goes:
¡ Bzzzh ! Bhzzz Bzzzzzrz ¡ Bzzzh !
Bhzsziiizzz (Tanzalition: Cheers)
You get the prize for most random and simultaneously funny blog post ever.
They kinda take the sting out of camping near water. I don't know if you have ever been to Chincoteague Virginia but the mosquitos there all have Red Baron scarves and fly B52 Bombers.
Andre, thanks. Nothing lost in that translation.
Joe, on behalf of all Warm Bloods - thanks!
Chris, after the winter's near record snow fall it seems mosquitos have morphed into threaten size, with a brazen attitude to go with it. Fortunately, they haven't developed stealth technology :)