Typography rap

2 Katz's picture

I’m so leaned, my verses in italic
I always come hard, my flow be phallic
Rhymes so clever, yeah I’m a smart aleck
My gat like movable type, hella metallic
I don’t beat around the bush
I don’t speak oblique
Your future looking bleak
I know your girl a freak
We doing positions like a ligature
Kama Sutra, she read that literature
This song ain’t over, this just the overture

Hop up in the Cadillac, I’m riding slab serif
I run this town, everybody call me the sheriff
A nick gets sold in the park, I gets paid a tariff
My flow got the manual kerning
Son, you best get to learning
If you yearning for what I’m earning
My enemies, I leave ‘em burning
With jealousy. F*ck with me
I put bullet holes in your organs
Leave your wife a widow and your kid an orphan
Wack emcees, I don’t listen to y’all raps
Come at me with your crew, I’m peeling all caps
At every concert I get mobbed by fans
I’m Times New Roman, you Comic Sans

2 Katz's picture

I made a few changes to improve the wording. They're on my blog.

Everyone, feel free to add to this. I'm sure there's a lot of terms I haven't thought of. Even if you can't make a rhyme, just give me a couple words and I'll see what I can do.

I'm trying to add the line "Shout out to Johannes Gutenberg" but not sure how to rhyme it.

joeclark's picture

What could be more excruciating than exposing “rap” to a coven of typography nerds sitting at their computers?

5star's picture

MORE! WE WANT MORE!

What could be more excruciating than exposing “rap” to a coven of typography nerds sitting at their computers?

Reading anything you post ... ever?

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