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Chuck Norris has his

beejay — Tue, 6 May 2008 21:16:01 -0700

Chuck Norris has his interrobang registered as a lethal weapon.

Chuck Norris hides trays of type in his bicep.

Chuck Norris has a special font suitcase filled with bullets and daggers.

Chuck Norris is known to rip apart an entire phone book if he catches someone using fake Small Caps.

Chuck Norris once wrote a EULA and people stood in line just to read it.

Chuck Norris once confused readability and legibility but nobody was brave enough to tell him.

Chuck Norris once kerned an entire army.

“Chuck Norris can speak

AGL — Tue, 6 May 2008 20:32:50 -0700

“Chuck Norris can speak braille”

Chuck Norris letterspaces

Chipman223 — Tue, 6 May 2008 18:04:49 -0700

Chuck Norris letterspaces blackletter, but I dare you to bring up his sheep fetish.

People read best what Chuck makes them read.

Christian, I love your last. God, i’m such a nerd.

Nerdiest Chuck Norris Jokes

Christian Robertson — Tue, 6 May 2008 15:40:56 -0700

Nerdiest Chuck Norris Jokes Ever:

Chuck Norris doesn’t use a letter press; he uses his bare hands.

Chuck Norris eats metal sorts for breakfast.

When Chuck Norris sets type, widows and orphans hide.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cut punches to cast type. He uses his teeth.

Types designed by Chuck Norris don’t have question marks.

Adobe’s former type

Thomas Phinney — Sat, 3 May 2008 17:01:21 -0700

Adobe’s former type marketing manager, Tom Prehn, bears a suspicious resemblance to Chuck Norris. Coincidence? You be the judge.

>>Didn’t he sue, or try to

jasonc — Sat, 3 May 2008 07:05:18 -0700

>>Didn’t he sue, or try to sue the creators of that site?<<

I heard that the creator of this site:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

said at a WebCon last weekend that Chuck Norris was suing him. I think this site is the original one, but certainly the most well known.

Jason C

Yeah, and they contain all

Florian Hardwig — Sat, 3 May 2008 02:54:21 -0700

Yeah, and they contain all glyphs of Unicode 6.0 – twice.

Chuck Norris can make AAT

Mark Simonson — Fri, 2 May 2008 16:46:26 -0700

Chuck Norris can make AAT fonts with Fontastic.

Chuck Norris can put some

dezcom — Fri, 2 May 2008 16:42:16 -0700

Chuck Norris can put some punch in your typography but you might get a kick out of his collection agency if you don’t pay promptly :-)

ChrisL

If I give Chuck Norris a

James Puckett — Fri, 2 May 2008 15:16:46 -0700

If I give Chuck Norris a light weight will he and his friends put it on an exercise machine and make it heavier?

Didn’t he sue, or try to

jselig — Fri, 2 May 2008 14:19:14 -0700

Didn’t he sue, or try to sue the creators of that site?

Chuck Norris doesn’t have

jupiterboy — Fri, 2 May 2008 13:49:07 -0700

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to kern ligatures. The ligatures see Chuck coming and they redraw themselves to match the kerning Chuck psychically projects.

Chuck Norris can kern

Chipman223 — Fri, 2 May 2008 13:44:09 -0700

Chuck Norris can kern ligatures?

Chuck Norris ExtraBold!

Scott Leyes — Fri, 2 May 2008 13:01:27 -0700

Chuck Norris ExtraBold!

I think Terminator’s

Scott Leyes — Fri, 2 May 2008 13:00:25 -0700

I think Terminator’s SkyNet Algorithms would make better DRM... use a pirate font, and your computer responds by KILLING YOU!

Happy (almost) Cinco de Mayo!

Proven Font DRM Method Announced. . .

Diner — Fri, 2 May 2008 12:29:25 -0700

Chuck Norris!

Happy Friday Everybody! Have a great weekend! :D